When trying to pay your just-a-little-past-due phone bill, and speaking to the automated T-Mobile lady, no matter how many times she tells you your VALID DEBIT CARD THAT YOU USED HALF AN HOUR AGO TO BUY PMS DRUGS AND GUM is not acceptable, under no circumstances should you swear at her.
Don't, for example, say to her "What the fuck????"
Because she will reply: "You just said: Goodbye!"
And then she hangs up on you. Apparently automated women can be just as sensitive and bitchy as the flesh-and-blood variety.
11 hours ago